BANANANAISE.
Male. Theoretically Teenaged (16). Involuntarily Brisbanite. Has a stupid blog name to match his stupid blog.

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

Woman interrupts Nine report to drink goon.

timelordy-teganbreann:

satanswh0re:

rats-in-the-walls:

parademearound:


“A live Nine News report was interrupted this afternoon when a young woman ran in front of the reporter to offer him a sip from her “goon” bag.”

This is my fabulous country. ‘Straya. 

STRAYA!

ily Australia

STRAYA MATE

archangelimpala:

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

archangelimpala:

omgphantastic:

kimburrit0:

ralphdgamf:

starkidwholived:

kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

oh my god

omfg just for that comment

patunes:

when the teacher calls on you because they think you arent paying attention and you get the question right

nosdrinker:

“why am I still a virgin” he sighs to himself while taking off his guy fawkes mask and fedora after a long day of trolling

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

oncelerbooty:

snuvv:

walkingblasphemy:

sherlobster:

so, I was supposed to make a “short, convincing commercial about why deforestation is bad” for science

I got a little carried away

moominboy:

bloggers HATE him!! learn how one teenager learned to make perfect text posts in less than a week from his home 

ohnosiro:

Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.

ohnosiro:

Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.

oddbrad:

hotgeekyturtlechick:

jesus the #1 hits of the mid 90’s are terrible

when i read this, i was reading it as this

 
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